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July 2025

Vulgar Watches: Fear and Loathing at The Valley Reunion, Part 01
This season was a feast of drama, a heaping pile of exquisite trash, if you will. And we can't wait to watch everyone rehash it.
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This Post is About Me.
In this episode, Evan sees himself in a Missed Connections post and reaches out to the poster. But there’s just one problem: he has no idea who his…
What If This Is About Me?
After years of lurking on the Craigslist Missed Connections page, a Chicago school teacher stumbles upon a post about him.
Fuck Yeah: Awesome News, Edition 25
A woman survived the very fucking inhospitable Australian bush, a fox is stealing people’s shoes at a National Park, and chimpanzees are venturing into…
The Badass Story of Zheng Yi Sao, Pirate Queen of the South China Sea
The story of Zheng Yi Sao is one as old as time: a Cantonese sex worker rises from the dregs of a floating brothel to command 70,000 pirates in the…
How to Make Your Feelings Your Bitch (es)
By the time you’re a full-ass adult, life has probably fucked your emotional barometer up, down and sideways. This means your emotions might not…

June 2025

The Badass Story of Rosalie Edge: The Indomitable Hellcat of Conservation
In 1929, 52-year-old Rosalie Edge opened a pamphlet that would piss her off so much, she would single-handedly alter the course of the conservation…
Why You Should Read a Goddamn Book, According to Science
These days, we spend a lot of fucking time reading on our phones. Fuck that. Here are a few reasons why you should read a goddamn book.
84 Cool Fucking Words You Probably Don't Know
There are words to describe the most indescribable of feelings and the most intangible of sensations. Our personal favorites are wynorrific, tittynope…
The Badass Story of Nellie Bly, Mama of Investigative Journalism
Nellie Bly pioneered investigative journalism as we know it. She saw some fucked up shit going on and said, “Not on my watch.”
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