Fuck Yeah News 39: Millennial Dog Whistles, German Billionaires, and Taco Bell
Here is all of the news last week that made us say “fuck yeah.”
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Pizza Hut sent out a Millennial dog whistle, German billionaires united to save a whale named Timmy, and a Taco Bell employee made it known that under no circumstances are water cups to be filled with Baja Blast. Here is all of the news last week that made us say “fuck yeah.”
Wonderful
If stories about lost pets being reunited with their families across vast expanses of time and space have no fans, then we are dead.
Pizza Hut is once again leveraging children’s insatiable desire for a personal pan pizza with the topping of their choice to improve literacy rates.
When we were in middle school, we couldn’t operate a Razor scooter properly. These kids in Mississippi took over a school bus after their driver blacked out and saved the lives of their bus-kid peers.
Wild
Timmy the Humpback Whale *sob* was stuck in the shallows of the North Sea for weeks until two German millionaires said, “Nicht unter unserer Aufsicht!”
For the first time ever, an orangutan was caught on film crossing a rope bridge made to help the critically endangered great apes cross a busy road.
A stellar sea lion affectionately named Chonkers has been representing his species in San Francisco.
Weird
This was one of our fears as teenagers, just trying to save a buck on a soda after scrapping together all of our money for a precious chalupa and Baha Blast.
A Texas Chick-Fil-A employee was hoisted by his own mac and cheese petard.