Fuck Yeah Awesome News: brain surgery, baby belugas and rectal oxygen delivery
Last week, a woman did something amazing while undergoing brain surgery; scientists discovered that farts work both ways; and AI did the most to keep people safe from a bag of Doritos.
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Wonderful
This old biddy from the Midwest said, “Fuck it,” and became the oldest person to hike the entirety of the Appalachian Trail. Absolute fucking legend.
This sounds like a vision your brain would make up while in a horrifying state of sleep paralysis, but it’s actually pretty fucking cool: a woman with Parkinson’s played the clarinet while undergoing brain surgery.
Imagine gradually losing your vision and then BOOM! Scientists come up with this wild shit.
Wild
Remember last week when we linked a story about a town in Canada that was petitioning the government to approve a whale sanctuary off their coastline for more than 30 beluga whales who have been imprisoned in one of those fucking archaic marine life amusement parks?
Well. Word on the street is that the plan was approved, and these whales are one step closer to escaping their current hell. We’ll be celebrating by bumping Baby Beluga for the rest of the weekend.
In omg-that’s-cute-as-hell-news, a teeny tiny crab and a glow-in-the-dark shark were discovered by a group of Aussie scientists exploring the unplumbed depths of the ocean.
Weird
A young woman in Scotland committed to the bit so hardcore, she faked a full-ass pregnancy, complete with a prosthetic bump, fake scans, and one of those creepy as shit real reborn dolls.
Scientists have discovered that while air comes out of our assholes, it can also go in. The discovery has led to a miracle treatment called “rectal oxygen delivery.”
An AI security system in Baltimore is keeping the people safe from Doritos.
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