Fuck Yeah, Awesome News: Edition 29
This week, a dog named Oreo inspires local governments to give a shit, Raffi is spinning in his grave, and men on Reddit just want to shoot bigger and better loads.
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This week, a dog named Oreo inspires local governments to give a shit, Raffi is spinning in his grave, and men on Reddit just want to shoot bigger and better loads.
Wonderful
Ireland is making official a universal income program for artists. Those radical bastards!
This guy in Cornwall is turning discarded fishing nets into food for 3D printers, and he’s making a fortune. Someone, wife this man up now.
Inspired by a video of a man and his dog being reunited in the aftermath of the Palisades fire (watch it and try not to cry so hard you vomit, we dare you!), California passed a new law requiring cities and counties to develop plans for retrieving pets from evacuation zones.
Wild
When the green sea turtle was approaching extinction, it said, “psych, motherfuckers!” As of last week, these guys are no longer part of the endangered species club.
This town in Newfoundland is campaigning to relocate 30 beluga whales from the horrific prison of an amusement park to an inlet off of the town’s coast. In the name of Raffi, we urge the Canadian government to allow the transfer.
In more sealife news, much like humans do when trying to save their failing marriages, a pod of orcas that hangs out off the coast of Scilly has possibly added a third to the mix. Unlike humans, this is good news for the future survival of the pod.
Weird
Portland said, “fuck you!” to the man and got naked.
The rollercoaster from the headline to the second sentence is a lesson in physics.
As if men couldn’t get more disgusting, a subreddit about maximizing loads has nearly 50,000 members.