Scrabble; Pandas; and Penises
Last week, a really, really old woman dominated her competition; a 90s icon is downgraded in the best way; and a penis controversy shook the world of ski jumping.
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Last week, a really, really old woman dominated her competition; a 90s icon is downgraded in the best way; and a penis controversy shook the world of ski jumping.
Here’s all the news last week that made us say, “Fuck yeah!”
Wonderful
Diana Beasly, aged 92, did what she does best and fucking destroyed the competition at the UK national Scrabble tournament.
These men have found solace in the Costco food court, and ya know what? Good for them!
This is the Jetsons utopia we long for.
Wild
Perhaps the ocean isn’t going to die and take us all with it after all.
90s endangered species icon, the Giant Panda, is officially off the list.
A plant thought to be extinct was like, “whatsup, bitches!”
Weird
In the right hands, anything is a weapon.
Male ski jumpers competing in the upcoming Winter Olympics are injecting their dicks with hyaluronic acid.
Surely this is a sign of the end of times.