Fuck Yeah News: Literally shitting gold; stampeding turtles; and the world’s dopest kayak.
Last week, a stolen Faberge egg journeyed through a man’s colon, dogs continue to be the fucking best, and we wonder at what speed do turtles stampede?
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Wonderful
Fresh off the dogs-are-the-fucking-best news desk, this nonprofit that provides doggy best friends for veterans at risk for depression and suicide celebrated its 300th adoption.
Kenya overturned a completely fucked law that threatened farmers with PRISON if they shared or sold indigenous seeds.
This totally dope kayak was repatriated to the Inuvialuit people of the Arctic.
Wild
English wild beavers are back, baby.
These damn adorable whales are on the up-and-up.
How fast do you think they were going?
Weird
Imagine being the officer assigned to waiting for this man to shit out the Fabergé egg.
We’d put money on many IRS employees already being quite familiar with the content.
This might be our new obsession.