Fuck Yeah News 38: The Amazon, Shitty Boyfriends, and Farting for Science
The Amazon is staging a comeback tour; the shitty boyfriend to end all shitty boyfriends is found guilty; and science finally does the right thing and launches a study about farts.
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The Amazon is staging a comeback tour; the shitty boyfriend to end all shitty boyfriends is found guilty; and science finally does the right thing and launches a study about farts. Here is all of the news last week that made us say “fuck yeah.”
Wonderful
We love stories about incredible fucking old badass people finally getting their dues.
This absolute unit of a good Samaritan saved a mother and three children from our worst nightmare.
New Mexico is using money from a fat ass oil and gas windfall to make life easier for regular shmegular folks.
Wild
Bug of the Year is exactly the kind of competition we want to bet money on.
One year after conservationists kicked out the riff raff, the Marshall Islands are booming.
If you are a fellow millennial who will always and forever be worried about the Amazon rainforest, worry not.
Weird
Scooby Doo walked so the Thai police could run.
Imagine if he never put the dishes in the dishwasher the right way, always left his stupid fucking little beard hairs in the sink when he shaved, left his clothes on the floor, and then left her on the mountain. MEN.
Scientists at the University of Maryland have launched an extremely serious and not at all funny mass study about farts. The name of the study isn’t even remotely silly: Human Atlas Flatus. Yes, the data is collected exactly how you hope it would be: with high-tech underwear that counts your farts.