Fuck Yeah Awesome News: Goldilocks, Rats Killing Bats, and Final Destination
Last week, a 12-year-old boy in the UK proved that kids don’t suck; rats are attacking their winged brethren; and a woman in California survived a very Final Destination-esque situation.
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Last week, a 12-year-old boy in the UK proved that kids don’t suck; rats are attacking their winged brethren; and a woman in California survived a very Final Destination-esque situation.
Wonderful
New Mexico does the unthinkable and gives everyone free childcare so they can actually work and participate in society rather than letting them sink ever further into suffocating poverty as they grapple with the reality of needing to earn a living to survive and being a present enough parent so their offspring don’t grow up to be a serial killer.
Two things can be true at once: kids can fucking suck and they can fucking rule. It may have been a slow news week at the BBC, but we appreciate this story about a 12-year-old who took shit from his peers to help others.
Five years ago, Rachelle Ruffing was paddleboarding when she came across the nearly dead body of Brendan Lease floating in the Snake River. Last month, she went to his wedding.
Wild
A wildlife photographer helped out one of his Elk bros at Prince Albert National Park.
Trees in Finland get the full protection of the law.
Rats are going rogue and snatching their winged brethren right out of the sky, and scientists got it on film.
Weird
A man in Canada stole an un-Godly amount of whipped cream. Go off, King.
In the most Final Destination news ever, a woman in California was walking her dog when a FUCKING PLANE CRASHED INTO HER.
The only war we can wholeheartedly support is these groups each claiming to own the world’s oldest McDonald’s hamburger.