Fuck Yeah: Awesome News, Edition 22
Last week, the world’s most enormous pile of shit entered another phase of its glow-up, a turtle named Rockalina got the Andy Dufrane treatment, and a man was rescued twice from Japan’s iconic peak.
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Last week, the world’s most enormous pile of shit entered another phase of its glow-up, a turtle named Rockalina got the Andy Dufrane treatment, and a man with no shame was rescued twice from Japan’s iconic peak. Here’s our weekly round-up of news that will make you say, “Fuck yeah!” and sometimes, “Fuck no!”
Wonderful
As lifelong members of the Naughty Dog Fan Club, we have been following Valerie’s journey closely. This little wiener dog survived 529 days in the fucking Australian wilderness — the most wild of all the wildernesses. She was rescued last week after volunteers spent a total of 1,000 hours searching for her.
What was once the biggest pile of shit in the world will soon be resplendent with 50,000 violets.
These smarty-pants scientists discovered a brand-new color. Just when we thought we had seen it all!
Wild
An adorable box turtle named Rockalina, who hadn’t been outside in 50 years, finally got to see the sun. We’re not screaming, crying and throwing up, you are!
In more science news, researchers discovered an old-as-fuck fossil containing an insect called a “hell ant.” Don’t worry, they’re extinct.
Weird
A man in England unknowingly bought his own car two months after it was stolen.
The Guadian is doing the lord's work with this article about two historians debating at length about the number of penises featured in a medieval tapestry.
A college student living in Japan was rescued by helicopter last Tuesday after attempting to climb Mt. Fuji, which is currently closed to the public. It turns out he left his cell phone on the mountain. Oops! He returned five days later to find it, only to be rescued AGAIN. This fucking guy!
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