Fuck Yeah: Awesome News, Edition 18
Last week, scientists broke ground with the most beautiful assholes you’ve ever seen; two sisters were released back into the wild; and an amateur fossil hunter found really, really old vomit.
Last week, scientists broke ground with the most beautiful assholes you’ve ever seen; two sisters were released back into the wild; and an amateur fossil hunter found really, really old vomit.
Wonderful
Some very smart scientists in Deutschland created a way to literally patch a broken heart.
In “Fuck Yeah, Earth!” news, a mountain sacred to the Māori was granted personhood. What the fuck does that mean, you ask? It means it will forever be protected from greedy corporate shitheads.
This is a damn cute meet cute.
Wild
A super pod of dolphins was spotted off the coast of California. You read that right: A SUPER POD OF DOLPHINS.
Two manatee sisters were released back into the wild waters of the Caribbean after being nursed back to health for five years.
Scientists discovered a new dinosaur that had very creepy hands.
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Weird
In Canada, six people were charged in connection to the theft of $60,000 worth of…wait for it… butter. We don’t know about you, but we would like to know more. Is there an underground market for stolen butter? Is it run by a group of crazed Julia Childs superfans? Are they eating it?! Rubbing it on their bodies?! Inquiring minds want to know.
Who knew fossilized vomit could be so beautiful?
Scientists in Florida are studying bioluminescent assholes.