Fuck Yeah Awesome News: Edition 16
Last week, an orca whale was spotted wearing an absolutely fabulous hat, a nun was arrested, and a husband in Canada raised the bar really fucking high.
Wonderful
An Australian man with magical, baby-saving blood celebrated his 500th blood donation. What a fucking gangster and king.
A very brave Canuk kitty was lost fleeing raging wildfires with its owners this summer. More than 100 days later, across train tracks, highways and swamps, he made it home. WE’RE NOT CRYING SO HARD WE ARE SCREAMING AND THROWING UP, YOU ARE!
Fifty years ago, a group of First Nations people recorded their native language of Plains Cree on a reel-to-reel tape machine. Today, their descendants are translating the recordings and reviving the language. We say ‘fuck yes’ to Indigenous language revitalization.
Wild
A 32-year-old orca named Blackberry was photographed in Puget Sound wearing a fabulous dead salmon hat, reviving what scientists say is a decades-old whale fashion trend. SLAY, bitch!
This old-ass bird isn’t letting society’s backward ageist bullshit stop her from having as many children as she damn well pleases.
Weird
This absolute G launched himself AT A FUCKING POLAR BEAR to save his wife. Take notes, gentlemen.
A nun (A NUN) was arrested in Italy for her ties to the mafia (THE MAFIA).
Elderly residents in a senior living home in The Netherlands are revolting against a ban on booze.