Fuck Yeah Awesome News: Edition 14

The airlines are officially not allowed to be total cunts; a sibling fight we can all relate to escalated to court; and The Guardian published a beautiful article about a man who loves whale poop.

The airlines are officially not allowed to be total cunts; a sibling fight we can all relate to escalated to court; and The Guardian published a beautiful article about a man who loves whale poop.

Wonderful

In its about fucking time news, airlines are now required to automatically issue a refund if you’re flight is canceled or delayed by three hours for domestic flights or six hours for international flights. Hopefully, this will quell the palpable, suffocating rage that fills the airports of this great Nation.

Sometimes big tech isn’t horrifically evil. Last week, Inuktu became the first Indigenous language to be added to Google Translate. 

How heartwarming is this shit: a small town school was just renamed after its long-serving custodian. 

Wild 

The yellow-eye penguins that scream when they see each other are getting the star treatment by conservationists. 

As if global warming wasn’t terrifying enough on its own, scientists say it will bring with it more ghosts. 

This little bitty owl carrying its species’ future on its shoulders made it through surgery. 

Weird 

This sibling fight escalated to a court order stipulating the sister cannot enter the brother’s room without permission. 

Apparently, the BBL chair rental market is booming in Miami. 

As journalists, we are extremely jealous of the person who got to write a whole-ass article about a man obsessed with whale shit.