Fuck Yeah: Awesome News 12

This week in Fuck Yeah News, dogs are the goddamn best; we have a new favorite rap group; rats get the glow-up they deserve; and one man has the worst mushroom trip of all time. 

Wonderful

This very, very good girl alerted the police to save her 84-year-old owner. We’re not crying so hard we are throwing up, you are! 

This group of adorable old ladies in South Korea learned to read late in life, and have formed a rap group. I REPEAT: THIS GROUP OF ADORABLE OLD LADIES IN SOUTH KOREA LEARNED TO READ LATE IN LIFE AND HAVE FORMED A RAP GROUP.

A gay couple bought a rugby team in an old English textile town. Then they brought in a drag queen.

Wild 

These absolutely wild and crazy botanists grew an extinct tree species from a mysterious 2,000 year-old-seed. 

A beaver named Nibi was granted protection from the highest power in the state of Massachusetts. Damn right, she was. 

Whales in Mexico’s Laguna San Ignacio are turning the tables on whale watchers. We really really hope humans don’t fuck it up. 

Weird 

This taxidermist is out here doing the lord’s work and finally making rats the sex symbol they deserve to be. 

We are sure no one has been stabbed for less. Vienna Sausages aren’t even that good. 

During what might be the worst trip ever, this man cut off his penis with an ax after eating mushrooms.