Fuck Yeah: Awesome News 07

This week, a man was caught having inappropriate relations with a very cute vehicle; a 90-year-old man said, "suck it, Father Time," and lived out his dream of going to space; and Tennessee did something pretty fucking cool.

This week, a man was caught having inappropriate relations with a very cute vehicle; a 90-year-old man said, "suck it, Father Time!" and lived out his dream of going to space; and Tennessee did something pretty fucking cool.

Wild

Fuck Christmas. Fuck Thanksgiving. Fuck the Fourth of July. Long live World Turtle Day. 

Medieval farming methods bring nature back to life on a UK peninsula.   

A wildlife highway in Montana is helping bears safely get to where they need to go without 

Wonderful

The state of Tennessee will start providing families with 100 diapers a month for newborns, infants and one-year-olds. Our only question is how the fuck is this not something every state does? 

Five very good boys and girls are being honored by the Edcaudor’s Fire Division for their role in recovering survivors of natural disasters. 

Ed Dwight was the first black man to be selected as a candidate for NASA’s Astronaut Corps but was ultimately not selected. Last Sunday on May 19, sixty-one-fucking-years later, at 90 FUCKING YEARS OLD, he finally made it to space. Fuck yeah, Ed Dwight. We hope to be as gangster as you are when we’re 90. 

Weird

In an interesting turn of events, a sickeningly wealthy neighborhood in the Bay Area is setting a trap that can only have been inspired by Scooby Doo to curb rising crime in the area. We wish them well. 

Colorado Parks and Wildlife Rangers tried coaxing a bear out of a tree via heavy metal.

This man was seen having sex with a pink Tesla. We have no commentary just a lot of questions.