Fuck Yeah: Awesome New 06

This week, a poop transplant gone awry made headlines, a man attacked police with a block of cheese, and a nearly extinct species says, “We’re back, bitches!”

This week, a poop transplant gone awry made headlines, a man attacked police with a block of cheese, and a nearly extinct species says, “We’re back, bitches!”

Wild 

Is there anything that makes you believe in humanity more than a species coming back from the brink of extinction? Sei whales have been spotted for the first time off of the coast of Argentina 100 years after being hunted to near extinction.  

These worms eat plastic and shit it out. They could save us all.

A raccoon took over the pitch at a Major League Soccer game. 

Wonderful

This teenager’s accomplishments will make you feel warm and fuzzy and stupid as shit at the same time. 

This absolute fucking gangster was honored for fighting off a goddamn crocodile to save her twin sister’s life.

Flava Flav is sponsoring the U.S. Women’s Water Polo Team.

Weird 

This man was apparently pretty fucking cheesed off. 

For the record, we are pro-poop transplant.

In the court battle to end all court battles, an Indiana judge rules that tacos are indeed sandwiches. With all disrespect, we disagree.