Finland, gorilla twins and butt plugs
Last week, British Airways made a case for airlines not sucking a bag of dicks, puffins returned, and an eagle did something unfortunate with a cat.
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Wonderful
We’ve decided to start off 2026 by crying hysterically first out of utter sadness for this poor horse and then for joy at the town that came together to save it.
We can’t help it, we love stories like this. Get used to it, K?
Finland is ensuring its children don’t grow up to be fucking dumbasses who are blinded by outrage at news stories that aren’t exactly true.
Wild
This fence in Australia that keeps predators from eating these cute little critters has resulted in a major species comeback.
Congrats to this mountain gorilla mamma, who gave birth to twins last week.
While this headline sounds like the opening to a “walk into a bar joke,” we’re stoked to see more migratory species getting global protection.
Weird
Like, literally just let her live.
A sex shop in Toronto received an official government letter about an excess of butt-plugs being sent to a U.S naval base in Bahrain.
We envy this journalist who got to use the words “beloved,” “walrus,” and “penis” in one headline.